about me

last updated: may 5, 2012

Danielle

how do i go to the next page on your blog: i have no idea how to read HTML and add in a “next/previous” page link. message me if you do c:
location: new york, ny
relationship status: single
boys or girls: i used to think only girls. but i guess there’s an exception to every rule
iphone, droid, or blackberry: blackberry torch but this baby is getting to be too slow-paced for me :’(
favorite food: BUBBLE TEA OMFG. and pasta. and chinese. and everything bagel’s from Starbucks.
least favorite food: mushrooms. i’m allergic. not really. but i hate them enough that i should be. ugh. fuckin mushrooms.
favorite color: mint green. or dark grey. or red. or black. or purple. or teal. i like them all.
favorite movie: v for vendetta, remember me, amadeus, chloe, he’s just not that into you, the uninvited
favorite book: harry potter, invisible monsters, night, more fruits of sollitude
favorite music: kanye west, beastie boys, zoo kid (king krule), peaches, lana del rey, system of a down, uh huh her, maroon 5, nicola roberts, robyn, blue man group, xv
favorite tv: the l word, drop dead diva, house, weeds ncis, monk, laguna beach, eureka, the big bang theory
favorite activities: food, gym, run, sleep, sing, tumblr, beach, painting my nails, basketball, parks, parties
pick your poison: liquor, menthol cigarettes, ambien. 
facebook: /daniellestfu
twitter: /daniellestfu

i’m basically a 22 year-old guy trapped in a girl’s body.

Not really. But sort of.
I dress really feminine and show off my body. Heels are like candy to me. I wear makeup. I paint my nails. I get insecure about my body. I like Britney Spears.
But at the same time.. I’m like… a guy. I’m reeaallllyy easy going. I’m down with whatever. I love Zombie movies. I like shoot-to-kill video games. I like football and basketball. Sometimes, all I want is to just.. fuck. I’m not interested in marriage. I’ll eat just about anything. I curse like a sailor. And I enjoy my whisky. Burping contests were my specialty when I was 13. ETC…..

It’s that simple.